When Universal prepared Cheech and Chong's Next Movie for television, it did far more than remove profanity and shots of cannabis use. The studio reconstructed large sections of the film, adding newly shot material, alternate dialogue, a different score, and an entirely new story framework in which Cheech and Chong supposedly ran a teen center and playground. The television version also established that extraterrestrials had come to Earth searching for diamonds—the supposed primary energy source of their planet, Asp—instead of simply abducting Red and Chong amid a marijuana-fueled countryside adventure. To make the revised plot work, Red's cannabis-filled duffel bag was presented in insert shots as containing diamonds, while dialogue about the hotel clerk's suspicions of 'Iranians' was redubbed to 'communists.' The censorship produced glaring contradictions: Chong returned from the alien encounter claiming he had learned to fly, yet the film still showed him carrying the mysterious 'space coke' beaker and followed the original theatrical ending in which Cheech rampages through the house and blasts through the roof. The television cut even incorporated flying-saucer footage lifted from Universal's earlier science-fiction film The Thing, creating an especially strange patchwork of recycled imagery, censorship substitutions, and new exposition. The result was not a lost or supernatural version of the movie, but a heavily altered broadcast reconstruction whose awkward continuity became one of the production's most genuinely bizarre pieces of lore.
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