Samuel Goldwyn’s supposed verbal blunders became one of Hollywood’s most durable personality myths. Phrases such as “Include me out,” “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead,” and “I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong” were repeatedly attributed to him by humorists and newspaper editors. The historical record is much less tidy: many of these quips circulated before Goldwyn’s career, while others were distorted versions of remarks made by different people. One frequently repeated line, “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on,” appears to have originated as praise for someone whose spoken promises were more reliable than written ones, with Joseph M. Schenck or Joseph L. Mankiewicz variously identified as the source. Goldwyn reportedly enjoyed the misattributions at first, but eventually resented being portrayed as a man incapable of speaking coherently. The myth endured because it fit Hollywood’s favorite caricature of the blunt, immigrant-made producer, even though Goldwyn was a highly strategic salesman and executive.
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